Hey McGee,

So I assume you will read this as you spend every second you aren’t doing homework on tumblr, which is pretty much all seconds, not that I can make fun, I’m definitely included in that. Anyways, I would just like to apologize for being a shitty friend, and not expressing how much you mean to me, because it kills me to think that you don’t know how much you mean to me. You are hilarious and caring and so strong, and I can’t stop saying that this year, but you have been truly amazing. You are the best friend I’ve ever had and I feel awful that I ever made you think otherwise. I was honestly trying to be a better friend but it obviously backfired somewhere along the way, cause I’m the dumbest fuck ever, but hopefully you can forgive me for that too. I never meant to hurt you, and I would love to spend the rest of eternity cuddling with you and no one else, except maybe Barney, but you would understand that. I owe you one, big time, and I’m sorry for my complete incompetence as a friend and communicator. But here’s the big message, you mean the absolute world to me, and that, my friend, will never change, squidward. <3

Love,

Probie 

Having Rainbros like you is more fun than running through a lemonade sprinkler.